What happened to the water, the water, the water.
What happened to the water, the water so wet.
It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt.
The water got into the dirt and turned into mud.
The mud got on my shoe, my shoe, my shoe.
The mud got on my shoe then I came inside.
I messed up the carpet, the carpet, the carpet.
My mud got on the carpet and my mom got mad.
She sent me for some water to clean up the carpet.
I turned on the faucet and nothing came out.
What happened to the water, the water, the water.
What happened to the water, the water that cleaned the carpet and washed the dog.
AND WAAAASHED THE DOOOOOOOG!!!
Wash your dog!
GYM CLASS
I
had this gym teacher in school
Who talked like this
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, boy
Yeah, buddy buddy buddy
Boy boy boy boy
Yeah
Hey, baby
Yeah, baby
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, buddy baby boy
Buddy baby boy
Yeah, yeah yeah
Baby, baby boy
Yeah, buddy
I liked him a lot
'Cause he gave me a D
Sure I did
When I told my mom about it
She got so excited
She baked me a cake
The end
MAGIC
TOENAIL
I have a magic toenail, I keep
it on my foot.
It's always there to rescue me, when something goes coput.
It has the cutest cuticles, free of all disease!
As toenails go it's really quite extraordinary!
Thank you, thank you, thank you magic toenail.
I love my magic toenail, it's magical and good. Sometimes I'll take my magic toenail to lunch and
give
it a sandwich, because it likes to eat the sandwich. Thank you, thank you, thank you magic toenail.
I love you magic toenail.
I
LOVE BEANS
Here's a lovely song about my favorite food
Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
I love beans
I love beans
Woo woo woo!
I love beans
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn't know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don't know why
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins
Because...
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
Diggydoo!
DON'T
TOUCH ME
Whoa! Hey!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Oh! Hey!
Don't touch me
Hey! Hey!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Hey! Ho!
Don't touch me!
La la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La!
Don't touch me!
COFFEE
I don't like coffee! I'... It make me jittery!
Here's an impression of me on coffee:
bualbaulebalaibaleiblaielbajioirjboiajbljaoim
oiblwijowiibjowbjlbliaejvlboilajbaolaiebaoiejv!
Hey...
hey hey hey hey what are you doin'? What are you doin'? What are you doin'? What
are you doin'?
What are you doin'? What are youdoin'? What are you doin'? I don't know what you're
doin' 'cause I've
had too much coffee! I don't know!! Don't drink too much coffee, kids.
SUSPENSE STORY
So I went to the grocery store, and I went to get some milk!
{^^vv} So anyway
I got there and the store clerk looked at me and said, Whoa hi
there Brak, are you here to get some milk? {^^-vv} And I said, Well what if I am? {^vv^v} And he said, Well Im just asking, you know, cause you forgot last time,
remember? {vv^-} And
I said, Oh thanks, uh yeah So I went to the aisle, {v--} past the
bread, {vv^^} past the cold cut, {^^vv}
past the cookies, {vv-^-} past the ketchup, {^^vv}
past the frozen dinners; {^^} one of them by the way looked
really good. It had 3 mini hamburgers and some corn and get this:
tator tots and chocolate pudding! All of the 4 major food groups!
{^-v^^-} 2 hours later, I came to the dairy cage and I got some milk!!
{^^^ vv^v^^} And I brought it home and my mom said, Oh Brak! You remembered the milk! And I said, Yup. And then, all of a sudden,
she said, Brak, did you look at this?! The expiration date says tomorrow!!
{^^-vv vvvvv} So I had to drink a whole gallon of milk in one day, and go back, and get some more! So um, you gotta watch
those expiration dates there, buster!
